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Friday 16 May 2008 |
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If you're sitting
on a fence, unable to sort the wheat from the chaff,
then let Just Ram It make your mind up for you. Opinions
and rants delivered from all angles. Toploader, BNP,
Hull scumbags and others are mercillesly targeted,
and
quite rightly so.
The
three Golden Rules of Just Ram It
1 - Here at JRI we are always right
2 - We value your right to disagree with us
, hence the comments section.
3 - should you disagree with us please refer
to rule 1
Fairly simple rules for those of you of a more
cerebrally challenged disposition.
Finally at long last we bother to change the
front page to a derivative holding image as
we are far too lazy to keep updating.
Please note we have a discussion forum for
you to ignore also.
Registering requires providing an e-mail address,
which of course you will be reluctant to do
because obviously we have nothing better to
do with our time than track you down personally
via the Internet and, Hotmail works like a
satellite navigation system that will pin point
your exact location and provide us with your
credit card details.
idiots
Just Ram it - A House of Spam Trading Company.
All this and
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Really, Concern is our middle name
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Hello good evening and welcome to the Return of the JRI. This time it's even more incompetent and haphazard than before...but with a touch of old skool.
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Are you a complete shitwit, still obsessed with the Death of Princess Diana and have copies of the Daily Express instead of Wall paper?
Congratulations your time may have arrived.
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Weeks after he wrote it and even longer since it was relevant, i finally get round to putting up Bazman's lucid winning argument, as to why a Pig faced nobody is in fact an Icon and not someone we should nail to a wall.
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Valkyrie turns her attention to the ancient art of Pornography, fat sweaty chaps in socks grunting while pneumatic german Prostitutes guzzle jizz, what's not to like?
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Just Ram It and other Insane Rants :
Why are we here? , What's the meaning of Life ? Where are my Car Keys?
Stop whining monkey face and welcome to the only Website you will ever need.
Right here is where you start paying in sweat, as we unleash a plague of poorly
constructed, badly thought out bitter vitriolic rants against the entire world
and everything in it.
But believe me we are not here just for the negative petty things in life , like slapping old people and hating celebrities.
You see if you immerse yourself in the Just Ram It world we will change your shorts , change your life , change you into a nine year old Hindu Boy and get rid of your wife.
We are like a Boot camp for modern living , we hope to point out everything we can't stand but also to supply you with some better ways to live in the form of our ongoing Hall of Fame which will build into a weekly step by step guide to walking and talking it Ram It style , (free binder with issue one).
It's not going to be easy people , we will break you down before we rebuild you again into a finer , more Noble savage.
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Your going to need a bigger boat , see how that works,
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